My name's Alex
and it means 'awesome bitch' in some language that doesn't exist
because I just made it up.
Nothing can stop me now
cos I don't care anymore
I’m sorry, Tumblr. I just need to take a step back and admire my own boobs on this photo that I don’t remember taking before I went out a few weekends ago.
Decided to take a high quality photo of myself for once (rather than on my iPhone with it’s wonderful 3mp) and I realised my smile is derpy as fuck.
You probably can’t tell that I was incredibly pissed off at this point and was probably thinking ‘get the fuck off me’. Also why didn’t I comb my damn hair.
I might have happened to purchase a mens skeleton onesie whilst out shopping today and I believe that, although it makes me look huge, the levels of comfort and awesome are life changing.