Sideways gpoy.

Ahhh, my eyebrows. Waxing half my eyebrows off was not a bad idea.

I’m sorry, Tumblr. I just need to take a step back and admire my own boobs on this photo that I don’t remember taking before I went out a few weekends ago.

Decided to take a high quality photo of myself for once (rather than on my iPhone with it’s wonderful 3mp) and I realised my smile is derpy as fuck.

I keep looking high in photos. I’m gonna blame the lack of eyeliner.

You probably can’t tell that I was incredibly pissed off at this point and was probably thinking ‘get the fuck off me’. Also why didn’t I comb my damn hair.

oh hey awkward smile.

It’s beginning to look a lot like slutmas

I might have happened to purchase a mens skeleton onesie whilst out shopping today and I believe that, although it makes me look huge, the levels of comfort and awesome are life changing.

Gpoy…Slutty Halloween edition…