Responds to Alex, lex,
mullers, mulligan and slut.
So yeah…me and my ma.

So yeah…me and my ma.

One of those rare times where I’m actually smiling on a photo.

One of those rare times where I’m actually smiling on a photo.

Shameless, over-filtered gpoy

Shameless, over-filtered gpoy

Sideways gpoy.

Sideways gpoy.

Ahhh, my eyebrows. Waxing half my eyebrows off was not a bad idea.

Ahhh, my eyebrows. Waxing half my eyebrows off was not a bad idea.

I’m sorry, Tumblr. I just need to take a step back and admire my own boobs on this photo that I don’t remember taking before I went out a few weekends ago.

I’m sorry, Tumblr. I just need to take a step back and admire my own boobs on this photo that I don’t remember taking before I went out a few weekends ago.

Decided to take a high quality photo of myself for once (rather than on my iPhone with it’s wonderful 3mp) and I realised my smile is derpy as fuck.

Decided to take a high quality photo of myself for once (rather than on my iPhone with it’s wonderful 3mp) and I realised my smile is derpy as fuck.

I keep looking high in photos. I’m gonna blame the lack of eyeliner.

I keep looking high in photos. I’m gonna blame the lack of eyeliner.

You probably can’t tell that I was incredibly pissed off at this point and was probably thinking ‘get the fuck off me’. Also why didn’t I comb my damn hair.

You probably can’t tell that I was incredibly pissed off at this point and was probably thinking ‘get the fuck off me’. Also why didn’t I comb my damn hair.

themed by coryjohnny for tumblr